Episodes

MR RHYMING DETECTIVE

Lockdown Special


Murder in Happy Land

Written by Simon Paul Miller


CAST

Dick Dick Digger: Simon Paul Miller


The Rhyming Detective: Rhyme Doesn't Pay

Is millionaire, punk poet, Joseph King, cheating on his wife ?

Did one of his poems cause of the death of his maid ?

What is the King family curse ?

And just how did Dick Dick Digger get to be called...

                  ...‘The Rhyming Detective’ ?

THE RHYMING DETECTIVE

Episode 1. Rhyme Doesn't Pay

Written by Simon Paul Miller

CAST

Dick Dick Digger: Simon Paul Miller

Queenie: Anna Chilvers

Mr King: Jonathan Chilvers

 

TECHNICAL CREW

Sound Engineer: Nick Wilmot

SFX: Andrew Jakeman & Andy Ennever

Artwork: Thomas Adams

Why has Dick Dick been named in Lord Spade's will ?

Is it someone... or something… killing all the guests ?

How are they killed in locked and bolted rooms?

And who will be the only person left alive in the morning ?

(Don't think about that last question too hard)

THE RHYMING DETECTIVE

Episode 2. The Stuffed Of Nightmares

 Written by Simon Paul Miller

 

CAST

Dick Dick Digger: Simon Paul Miller

TooToo: Lorna Bartel

 

CREW

Director: Jeremy Miller

Sound Engineer: Andrew Jakeman

Artwork: Thomas Adams

The Rhyming Detective: It's All About MeeMee (The Phantom of the Opera)

Why has actress Mee Mee Mayabe been kidnapped ?

Who is the strange, masked figure called the Phantom ?

What secrets are hidden beneath the Not The Damn Theatre ?

And why has Andrew Lloyd Webber not sued for plagiarism ?

THE RHYMING DETECTIVE

Episode 3. It's All About MeeMee

 Written by Simon Paul Miller

CAST

Dick Dick Digger: Simon Paul Miller

Lord Web-Browser: Charles Crow

Meemee : Anna Bird

The Phantom: Gary Bird

 

TECHNICAL CREW

Sound Engineer: Joel Woods

SFX: Jeremy Miller

Artwork: Thomas Adams

What is the mysterious machine Professor Watt is working on ?

What does it have to do with Schrödinger's cat ?

Who killed Dick Dick Digger ?

And, most importantly, who ate the last slice of pizza ?

THE RHYMING DETECTIVE

Episode 4. Twice Upon A Time

Written by Simon Paul Miller

CAST

Dick Dick Digger: Simon Paul Miller

Professor Watt: Suzanne Stepney


TECHNICAL CREW

Sound Engineer: Nick Wilmot

SFX: Andrew Jakeman & Andy Ennever

Artwork: Thomas Adams

CREW

Director: Jeremy Miller

Sound Engineer: Andrew Jakeman

Artwork: Thomas Adams

THE RHYMING DETECTIVE

Episode 5. The Name's Tom, Tom Tom

 

 Written by Simon Paul Miller

CAST

M, Barman, Quan: James Mitchell

Penny: Louisa Radica

Dick Dick Digger: Simon Paul Miller

B: Jonathan Chilvers

Yaw: Ian Hardman

Tamara: Natalia Marks

Members of the cast played the other small parts.

 

The Rhyming Detective: The Fight Before Christmas

THE RHYMING DETECTIVE

Christmas Special. The Fight Before Christmas

Written by Simon Paul Miller

CAST

Dick Dick Digger: Simon Paul Miller

Credits: Scarlet Warne


TECHNICAL CREW

Sound Engineer: Joel Woods

SFX: Jeremy Miller

Artwork: Thomas Adams

Who is the mysterious lady in white ?

What is that thing people can see flying over London’s night sky ?

What fiendish plan is being put into place on the night before Christmas ?

And who shot Santa Claus under the mistletoe ?

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